全美超模大赛第一季

《全美超模大赛第一季》综艺由ClaudiaFrank执导，TyraBanks编剧。TyraBanks等明星主演的舞台艺术,综艺，更多关于《全美超模大赛第一季》的精彩内容请持续关注小红帽影院。

Thisshowisquitepossiblythebiggestwasteofvideotape,electricity,andRFbandwidthinthe70 yearhistoryoftelevision.It'snothingbut60minutesofsomeoftheworstbilethatcancomeoutofhumanbeings,maleorfemale.Basically,it'snothingbutpurebitchy,catty,c*nty,vileharpinessamongthecontestants,judges,andthefashionistas(orshouldIsayfashionazis).Typicallyalotofinsulting,backbiting,andbitchy,unnecessarilyanal-retentivecriticism.　　Thethingthatgetsmeabouttheshowishowmuchthejudgesandfashionazis(andthepretentious&shallowfashionindustryingeneral)nit-pickagainsttheequallybitchycontestantsaboutlittle,petty,trivial,frivolous,anal-retentivethingsabouttheirappearance,personality,etc.Thingsthatthe*REAL*peopleinthisworld(whichthefashionindustrylacks,thankfully)wouldn'tgiverat'sassnumber1about.(Myselfincluded.)　　Craplike:"Oh,yourlefteyebrowisayoctometeroffcenter.Thatisn'tgonnafly,andnobodywilltakeyouseriouslyinthisindustrybecauseofit!"Or,"You'rebreathingwrong.Goodluckwithwinningthiscompetition."I'mjustkiddinghere,buttheyusuallyendupsayingthingsalmostexactlylikethisonthisshow.　　Ifgettingintothefashionindustryisthishard,painful,bitchy,insulting,nit-picky,catty,backstabbing,andanal-retentiveasthisshowtriestoportray,thanthankthegoodLordthatHemademeallfat,balding,hairy,anddumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin',becauseIwouldneverwanttoberequiredtohavethecausticbitchinessandanal,pretentiousattitudeofanymodelorfashionazi(oranyfashionindustryworker),namelythepeopleonthisshow.　　AndJaniceDickinson,mercy,donotgetmestartedonher...　　Thisshowneedstodie.It'sthisshow(andmanyother"reality"showslikeit)thatprovesthatcompetitiveness(andthefashionindustry)istrulythedevil'stool... 更多关于《全美超模大赛第一季》的精彩内容请持续关注小红帽影院。

《全美超模大赛第一季》别名：全美超级模特新秀大赛第一季,全美超模第一季。 又名：Americas Next Top Model Season 1，该剧于2003-05-20在多乐视频首播，制片国家/地区为美国，该剧单集时长42分钟，总集数9集，语言对白英语，最新状态已完结。该剧评分8.1分，观看人数1452人，更多关于《全美超模大赛第一季》的精彩内容请持续关注小红帽影院。